Alice

Who would’ve thought that a girl this petite (she’s only about five feet tall) would own such a cracking pair of charlies? Certainly not us. We rocked up at the studio and saw Alice in an overly large t-shirt and jeans and wondered if Michael Ancher was pulling our legs. And then Alice appeared in her lingerie and we all shut up. It’s hard to talk when your tongue’s hanging out. And they’re all natural, too. “I used to get a lot of guys staring at me, so now I wear baggy clothes unless I want to show off,” Alice told us. So who does she show off for? Her boyfriend? “No, I’m single. I couldn’t tell you the last time I had a good shag,” she complained without asking for volunteers. Tease.