Billie

I don’t know about you, but Billie bears a more than passing resemblance to a younger Jo Guest. Obviously, Billie is blessed in the boob department, whereas Jo is just perfectly formed, but I have to admit I wouldn’t mind seeing a full-on lesbian clit bashing session between the pair of them. In the privacy of my own home and sponsored by a leading tissue manufacturer. In fact, the only major thing to separate both girls is Jo’s ease in front of the camera. Poor Billie is a bit shy, and kept breaking in to fits of the giggles when we asked her to swivel around and show us her “growler”. Apparently, she prefers to call it her “flower”. I told her I’d never seen anything like that growing in my garden, and that frankly I would need to smell it properly long before I’d consider fertilising it. Strangely, she didn’t take me up on the offer. Must be a lezzer after all. Typical.