Ashley Rider

Ashley here’s a far tastier Scottish dish than neeps and tatties or haggis, don’t you think? And as for deep-fried Mars bars… “Oh don’t mention deep fried Mars bars! I tried one once on a night out and it was disgusting! I don’t know how they took off, but they’re definitely not a patch on neeps, tatties and haggis!” Alright, we’ll keep off the subject – but are there any other Scottish specialities that you’re especially fond of? “Well whisky, of course! I’ve got a few bottles lined up for Christmas, and it always makes me horny, so if any hunky guy comes first-footing he might get more than he bargained for!”